No contest. I present to you, ladies & gentlemen, our winner... Or "weiner" as the case may be.
I rest my case.
My favorite part of the entire thing is "No, it doesn't make me feel good!" Well. To be fair, I did warn him.
It also would appear "SickPuppy" has the same understanding of female reproductive system as many male members of the GOP. If I met this person, I would want to gently clasp his arm, look deeply into his eyes with concern, and say, "You know that's not anatomically possible... Right?" Dear God, is there any hope for the future? These are the things that keep me awake at night
Final thought: Last time I checked, being Jewish did not suddenly absolve you of being a complete fucking moron. Thanks for playing, though.
On a related note, I will most likely be off PlentyofFish soon.
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You know how I can tell right away you don't have game? You use the tactics in one of the books in the following article: 6 best-selling books with bad dating advice
Do yourself (and me) a favor - just be you! Then you won't need this ridiculous and illogical drivel. For instance, if you used a "neg," I would probably think you're an asshole and walk away. It's much more interesting to have a connection with a person that has an actual personality rather than a set of tactics they deploy at will. Eventually, she's going to learn you have nothing else to offer and ditch your ass anyway. So... yeah, just be yourself. Please?
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