I'm assuming it's German

I received this today:


hallo wie geht es dir. möchtest du ein bisschen Kartoffelsalat? ;)


There aren't a lot of words. But the few that I do have are mostly this: I don't speak German. I don't read German. I'm not German. What. Is. Happening.

Also, according to the sketchy translation service I just used on the internets this guy is asking me if I want a little potato salad. Clearly we are not meant to be together, otherwise he would know that I don't eat potatoes...or salad.